wet\ dream

wet\ dream
1. (wet dream) (1412↑, 295↓)
What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.

Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

2. (wet dream) (1133↑, 424↓)
A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of [masturbation]

Jamie had a wet dream last night

3. (wet dream) (935↑, 397↓)
1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it. 2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.

I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.

4. (Wet Dream) (618↑, 209↓)
Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning. [Masturbation] usually helps prevent wet dreams and [Fap Shorts]can be worn if wet dreams persist.

On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike. Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.

5. (wet dream) (516↑, 226↓)
When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago Time: 4:44am Location: Some dream "Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?\! Wha?\!? It happened again..." "I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

6. (wet dream) (212↑, 96↓)
An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a [nocturnal emmision]. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.

Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream\!

7. (wet dream) (102↑, 48↓)
To cum in your sleep. Usually happens to teenage boys. What I get when I dream of my bf.

Yes, girls do have wet dreams also.

8. (wet dream) (54↑, 37↓)
When you have sex Avatar style. Ejaculating to an imagined incredible sexual experience, while your actual body lays sweaty in a cocoon like state.

"Dude, i had a "wet dream" about your mom last night" "Friday is the 4th anniversary of her car accident" "yeah, you wanna go to wing street?" "wet dream"

9. (Wet Dream) (115↑, 95↓)
When a male cums in his sleep.

"last night i had a wet dream, thinking about Katie Price ON my Knob\!

10. (Wet Dream) (17↑, 18↓)
When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.

Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream

11. (wet dream) (50↑, 65↓)
a dream during which a male has an orgasm(not to be confused with having an erection while asleep)

He had to change his sheets because of the wet dream.

12. (Wet Dream) (16↑, 64↓)
A wet dream is a mixed blended alcoholic drink, in a blender add ice cream, kahlua, and milk. blend until desired consistency. alter amounts based on how many people you are making drinks for.

bartender: What can I get you? you: I'll have a wet dream

13. (wet dream) (16↑, 120↓)
When someone urinates on another person while they are sleeping.

My mother had a wet dream last night. That bitch shouldn't have grounded me\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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